how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
"What makes this bittersweet subtextual moment way more bitter than sweet is how the show keeps proclaiming via All Media: “We’re just simple Hollywood folk trying to write a modern fairy tale about two moms who share a son, who care about each other deeply, who worry about each other obsessively and who also make incredibly powerful magic every time they touch. And that somehow makes them gay? Y’all crazy for that one. Remember when we promised you a gay character last season? Oh well. Anyway, it’s Frozen™ time now! Let it go. Luv y’all/keep watching/don’t expect us to invalidate our apparently massive demographic of homophobic viewers in any way, shape or form.”
— Lily Sparks, summarizing two seasons of OUaT writing and PR in under a paragraph.